Little ducks beware...

I was getting Jane's shoes on this morning and she was singing (because really, who can resist singing while their dad fumbles around with those silly sandle-y shoes that have those impossible clasps that were made with people with little bitty tiny fingers in mind, not that I'm bitter). She was singing the "4 little ducks song", you know the ducks run away, mom yells, then 3 of them come home, etc. etc. Anyway, Jane sings the first 3 verses, then gets to when there are only 2 ducks left. Here's how she finished the verse:

"When the Mother duck said quack quack quack,
2 little ducks came wandering back.
And then there was a polar bear there that bit them and chewed them up."

Ladies and gentlemen, my daughter.